7 conjectures about the health deterioration of otakus

Psychologists and health scientists have some reservations about this lifestyle that is too detached from society. Staying at home is not good for physical and mental health and future life. John Cacioppo, a professor of psychology at the University of Chicago, found that loneliness can weaken the human immune system, increase blood pressure, increase stress, and cause the risk of depression. There is a certain gap in health levels between lonely people and socially active people, which is basically similar to the gap between smokers and non-smokers, and obese people and non-obese people. Because of their excessive dependence on the virtual world formed by the Internet, otakus will gradually become detached from the real world and even develop a new type of "self-isolation". "Homebodies" may degenerate basic social skills and even suffer from "computer isolation", leading to psychological disorders.

1. Causes of protruding eyes and large ears

Vision and hearing loss. People are deaf to what is happening around them and only listen to the sounds in their ears. Most otakus turn on their players and plug in their headphones every day, listening to endless pop music. If they continue like this, their eardrums will be damaged and their hearing will be reduced. In addition, long-term use of computers will cause dry eyes, dry eye syndrome or keratitis, and people with high myopia are prone to retinal detachment.

The result of degeneration: The otakus of the future will definitely have bulging eyes and big ears.

2. Causes of short legs and weak waist

Sedentary muscle atrophy is caused by sitting in front of the computer for a long time, resulting in reduced muscle activity, resulting in reduced blood flow, which further leads to insufficient oxygen supply to the muscles, muscle soreness, relaxation, weakness and even atrophy. The synovial fluid in joints of people who sit for long periods of time is significantly reduced and becomes dry, which can easily lead to bone and joint diseases, such as joint degeneration and fusion.

Result of degeneration: The otakus of the future will have soft bodies, their legs will have degenerated into short limbs like babies due to long periods of sitting, but their upper limbs will be long and powerful.

3. Reasons for Green Blood

Changes in heart rate and blood pressure For the heart, a sedentary posture slows down blood circulation, and the body's demand for the heart's workload is reduced. Over time, it may even cause heart function decline, cause myocardial atrophy, and reduce vascular elasticity, making it easier to develop arteriosclerosis, hypertension, coronary heart disease, etc. Over time, heart function declines, the brain is not supplied with enough blood, and the brain is damaged. All major organs of the body will develop lesions. Blood viscosity increases, blood flow slows down, and blood clots are easily formed.

Degeneration result: The blood of the future otaku is green because it contains a lot of chlorophyll. As long as you use light regularly every day, the blood power will be restored and more oxygen will be produced.

4. Causes of anal degeneration and disappearance

Hemorrhoids People who sit for a long time lack exercise, which weakens the peristalsis of the intestines and makes them more prone to constipation. Long-term constipation can cause hemorrhoids. Sitting for a long time also slows down blood circulation, obstructs venous return in the body, and makes the rectal veins easily dilate. After blood stagnation, local veins become varicose, making it more likely to suffer from hemorrhoids.

Result of degeneration: In the future, otakus will not need anus at all. They will install automatic excretion devices on their bodies, which will open automatically at a fixed time, and the excrement will fall directly into the sewer.

5. Causes of vocal cord disappearance

I am withdrawn and have a bad temper. I forget everything when I sit in front of the computer. I am too focused and will lose my temper if I am disturbed by others. My emotional communication with my family is almost completely occupied by the computer. I am used to communicating with people on the screen and type very fast, but it is difficult for me to speak. When I contact people directly, I react slowly and even fail to express myself clearly.

Degeneration result: In the future, otakus will talk less and less, and their vocal cords will degenerate because they are used less and less. By then, everyone will communicate completely through fingers, keyboards and the Internet.

6. Big head reason

Dizziness, insomnia and frequent dreams are caused by irregular rest, which causes the whole body and brain to be in a state of tension for a long time, leading to the disorder of the nervous system. Then, dizziness, insomnia and other phenomena occur.

Degeneration result: In the future, the otaku's head will become bigger and bigger, and the hair will also degenerate. The increased head capacity can store more dreams.

7. Causes of a big belly and thick intestines

Digestive system disorder: not eating on time, and eating more fast food, instant noodles, etc., which are not nutritious and not conducive to gastrointestinal absorption. In order to save time, people often eat fast or endure hunger, which will cause digestive system disorder, irregular bowel movements, and cause constipation, stomach pain or diarrhea.

Result of degeneration: The small intestines of future otakus have all degenerated into large intestines, which can digest food for a long time and go for several days without defecating.